Sheep
Your brain will run like a local train today—chattering all the time and never stopping. Your two selves will be arguing with each other all day long—one will say ‘I’ll do that’, the other will say ‘No, I don’t need that’. Your communication skills are at their peak today, but be careful! A very personal meme sent to your boss by mistake can turn your day into an “entertainment rocket”. Before you say something urgent, write it down on a small piece of paper. Then read it again, if it makes you laugh, press it. Avoid the ‘Reply All’ button. It is your main enemy today.
Aries
Today, your planetary movement says that you will be in an impossible hurry. You will probably forget to pay for your coffee at the coffee shop, or you will go straight to the lamppost while looking at your phone while walking. Your quick decisions at work will be appreciated, but don’t let the speed of those decisions make mistakes. Go slowly! There is no need to start everything first. There is a lot of work left in the world, you don’t have to finish it all alone.
Taurus
Today your comfort-loving nature will be at its peak. You will think twice about getting out of bed in the morning, and half an hour will be wasted on those two thoughts. Excessive greed at lunch will put you in an unprepared situation—maybe you will get dry throat while asking for another rasgolla. There may be financial gain from an unexpected source, perhaps a forgotten five-rupee coin from your trouser pocket! What else can you do! Accept laziness as your best friend today. Let the world run on its own terms. You would rather take a nap after noon. Don’t think about putting a sticker saying ‘diet plan’ on the fridge door. Because, seeing that will make your head spin.
Cancer
Sensitivity will put you in a strange situation today. You may find that you are depressed all day because your favorite tree has fallen leaves. Someone may ask, ‘What happened?’ And you will cry and say, ‘The rice is burnt!’ Yes, your heart will be broken and shattered today over small things. It is very important to spend time with your family in the evening, otherwise you may sit in the bathroom with the door closed in arrogance. Watch a movie tonight. But watch a comedy movie. If you watch a sad movie, you may have to go to the office tomorrow morning with swollen eyes. Avoid old albums or memory boxes. Because, seeing them can break the barrier of sadness.
Leo
Today you will want to see yourself in the limelight. You may stand in a crowd and sing loudly or teach a stranger about life. Confidence in the workplace will take you to the peak of success, but colleagues will wonder what you are acting so much for. Remember, not all attention is good, some attention can also be known as ‘extra spiced biryani’. Today, at least for once, give someone else a chance to talk. Trust me, it won’t make you lose your crown. Avoid praising yourself in front of the mirror. It’s your nature, but take a break today.
Virgo
You will overanalyze everything today. From the amount of sugar in your morning cup of tea to the slightest spelling mistake in your office file—nothing will escape your eyes. Perfectionism can drive you crazy, especially when you see that the new broom you bought is not working properly. The slightest deviation from the routine will make you moody. Make concessions for today, even if it is equal to a small speck of dust. You will see that the world has not ended, but has adapted to your personality. Do not enter someone else’s kitchen to check if the salt is low, as Kurukshetra may be tied.
Libra
Your eternal quarrel will reach its peak today. The entire lottery time will pass by deciding whether to buy a lottery ticket or not. The same problem applies to love – you may end up handing your partner water while deciding whether to offer coffee or tea. Remember, sometimes making the wrong decision is also a kind of balance. Toss a coin. This will help you decide, or at least put your hesitation on the coin. Don’t go to pick up a restaurant menu, push it towards your partner.
Scorpio
Today you will be so mysterious and serious that everyone will think that you are making a secret plan to conquer the world. But your real thought is: ‘Where did my phone charger go?’ Due to your intense emotions and deep gaze, anyone looking at you may reveal their own secret. There may be an opportunity for a secret investment in the financial sector, but don’t try to keep it a secret. Keep a little smile on the corner of your mouth today. This will confuse people even more. However, don’t over-dramatize even small matters.
Sagittarius
Your natural honesty will take you to a place today where you may have to say: ‘I don’t like your new haircut at all.’ Your adventurous mind will prompt you to suddenly plan to go somewhere far away today, maybe you can even go to the tea shop in the neighborhood. All in all, today life is a battleground of ‘honesty vs. sociability’. Count from one to three in your mind before speaking. If you still tell the truth, quickly walk away. Do not give tips to someone who is more successful than you.
Capricorn
Today you will pay extra attention at work and do some work that you would have done if you had not done it next month. Ask your boss to work as if he has no personal life. Your main challenge is to rest. You will think that sleeping means stealing time from life. Spend the evening as if it is preparation for the next day’s work.
Force yourself to take a 15-minute break. Remember, during this break you cannot think about any other work. Accept it as a punishment. Don’t glare at someone else who finishes their work quickly.
Aquarius
Strange and revolutionary thoughts will annoy your friends today. You may suddenly donate your toothbrush to a museum to save the environment. Your thinking is so advanced that people may think you are a ‘man from the future’. Arrange household items in such a strange way that no one else understands their use. Today, at least for once, accept that the necessary electrical appliances in the house do not understand your very personal feelings. Do not try to suddenly turn a general discussion into world politics.
Pisces
Your mind will wander in the world of dreams today. You will be so carefree that you may start looking for the keys in the fridge or the TV remote in the washing machine. Creativity will be at its peak today, but do not forget to stay connected to the real world. You may think yourself a millionaire in your dreams, but when you wake up, your pockets are empty. If someone around you talks loudly, do not feel bad. They are actually trying to pull you out of your dream world.
